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Chelsea Handler

Goodbye Chelsea, Hello Melissa!

by Steven BloomDecember 1, 2009
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This is an open message to my now ex, Chelsea Handler.
Chelsea,  you have ignored me, flaunted Chuy in my face and then stripped naked for the world against my wishes. Girl, I have to tell you… I have found another!
Melissa Peterman and I are now officially an item. She likes to “get up on that” [...]

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Chelsea’s Playboy Cover Unveiled!

by Steven BloomOctober 29, 2009
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Chelsea Handler, star of E!’s Chelsea Lately show debuted her Playboy cover on the The Jay Leno Show last night.

Shocked, hurt and a little disappointed that she didn’t discuss this major move with me before making the plunge, I accepted the fact that Chelsea is going to call her own shots whether I like it or not.

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Chelsea Handler… I love you!

by Steven BloomSeptember 7, 2009
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When I read that one of my biggest crushes, Chelsea Handler was newly single after splitting up from her TV boss Ted Harbert… I was secretly planning on how I could approach her, woo her and get her to fall in love with me without the use of duct tape, rope or psychotropic drugs. Then [...]

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