This is an open message to my now ex, Chelsea Handler.
Chelsea, you have ignored me, flaunted Chuy in my face and then stripped naked for the world against my wishes. Girl, I have to tell you… I have found another!
Melissa Peterman and I are now officially an item. She likes to “get up on that” multiple times a day. She even likes the way that I smell. So, Chelsea.. I’m sorry, but we are through.
{ 1 trackback }
{ 1 comment… read it below or add one }
Nice Catch Unc!
Chelsea’s got nothing on Melissa.